Buying a shampoo -woman vs man

 

Looking for a “Full time job”

 

Wedding Vows

 Notary asks the man, "(his name), do you take this woman to be your wife, to live together in (holy) matrimony, to love her, to honor her, to comfort her, and to keep her in sickness and in health, forsaking all others, for as long as you both shall live?" ... Woman answers, "I do." Notary states, "Repeat after me."

Social media or Daaru - best way to connect with friends

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A Special Game

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Qawwali

 

 SENIOR LINGO

Senior citizens have taken to texting with gusto. They even have their own vocabulary: 

BFF: Best Friend Fainted 

BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth 

CBM: Covered by Medicare 

FWB: Friend with Beta-blockers 

LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out 

GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

Positivity

 

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Get Nuts

 

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Let's go for dinner

 

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Happy New year

 

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Three Elderly Sisters

 **Three elderly sisters, ages 92, 94, and 96, shared a house together. One evening, the 96-year-old sister went upstairs to take a bath. As she put her foot into the tub, she paused. Then she yelled down to the other two sisters and asked, “Was I getting in the tub or out?” “You dern fool,” said the 94-year-old. “I’ll come up and see.” When she got halfway up the stairs she paused. “Was I going up the stairs or down?” The 92-year-old sister was sitting at the kitchen table drinking a cup of tea and thought, “I hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood.” She shook her head and called out, “I’ll be up to help you both as soon as I see who’s at the door.”**

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English Vinglish

 

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Happy moments

His Phone rang in temple by accident during prayers...

The Pujari scolded him.

The worshippers admonished him after prayer for interrupting the silence.

His wife kept on kept on lecturing him on his carelessness till they reached home.

You could see the shame, embarrassment and humiliation on his face.

*He has never stepped foot in the temple ever again.*


That evening, he went to a bar.

He was still nervous and trembling.

He spilled his drink on the table by accident.

The waiter apologized, gave him a napkin to clean himself up.

The janitor also mopped the floor.

The female manager offered him a complimentary drink.

She also gave him a huge hug and kissed him while saying "Don't worry man. Who doesn't make a mistake?"

*He has never stopped going to that bar since then*

😊🤣💃🥃😇

*Management Lesson"*

*"You can make a difference by how you treat people especially when they make mistakes."*
😅

he owner of a drug store walked into his store one day, only to notice a man leaning heavily against a wall.

The owner went over to his staff member behind the counter and asked them, “What’s wrong with that guy over there by the wall?”

The staff member replied, “Oh him – he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn’t find any cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative instead.”

The owner shouted, “You fool! What were you thinking? You can’t treat a cough with laxatives!”

The staff member said, “Of course I can. Look at him, he’s not coughed once since I gave it to him – he’s too scared!”

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