Thursday, November 3, 2016

# 10
 A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband knock on the door.
"Stay where you are " she told her lover. "He is so drunk that he won't even notice when you are in bed with me"
 Husband lurched into bed but few minutes later he saw six feet sticking out at the end of bed.
He turned to his wife " Hey there are six feet in this bed. There should be only four .What's going on?

"Nonsense" said the wife. " You are so drunk that you miscount.
Get out of bed and try again. You can see better from there.
The husband climbed out of the bed and counted-"one, two, three, four. You are right, You know.

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