Psychic’s dilemma

 *Bomoh Consultancy*

*A man with problems in his family life, decided to go home and consult a Psychic( astrologer) The Psychic told him to come back in two weeks bringing along some sample of sand from his yard.*  

*So the man went back after two weeks with the sample of sand.* 

*The Psychic performed his rituals and said to the man- I don't know if you can handle hearing this. The man said go ahead. I want to hear it.* 

*The Psychic- "Two boys you have are not your sons, your daughter is seeing five different men and your wife is pregnant from your younger brother."

*The man started laughing. The psychic asked him  why was he laughing, after all these bad news.

*The man responded, I don't know if you can handle this.

*The psychic  said “go ahead.”

*The man said- I was running late and I forgot to bring the sand sample from my yard, so I dug out some from your compound.

*The  psychic fainted

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